Free Writing I
Free writing time! So I want to do something that is a LEGIT story, but what story? The plot will be a dog barking, well, the protagonist and the ummm events will be a dog barking. Why? Because my DOG IS BARKING! So once upon a time, of course, because that is the way to start every shit story (sorry for the cursing), there was a dog named Gibbles. He was named that name because the one naming the dog, myself, wait no Jackson was the guys name of the guy that named Gibbles (because FIRST PERSON PERSPECITIVE IS HARD TO WRITE AND IGNORE THAT TYPO BECAUSE I CAN'T DELETE IT!), the dog named Gibbles was named Gibbles because it was the first thing to come to Jacksons head, as he was running low on time and had not a second to lose! Gibbles let out a bark, Jackson was mad, the dog did not notice as it was upstairs and Jackson was in his basement writing! Jackson stopped writing for a moment. Oops. That was not supposed to happen. Out of frustration Jackson started playing some Adrian von Ziegler which made him stop for a very brief moment! He ran out of things to write, so he decided he needed to use an object on his desk. A six sided die! Why a six sided die? Because when he was worrying about how long he should free-write for he decided to roll a six sided die! The same six sided die that was used in many of his tabletop RPG's! The very one that caused his friend Gerald to DIE TERRIBLY BY GETTING DRUNK AND POISONED AND DEAD! Jackson is a big nerd. That girl on the bus he wrote about, he was taking the bus home from a comic book store. Hah! Nerrrrd! Yup, he also plays too much Mount & Blade. (Kingdom of Nords FTW) and he has a strong feeling this free writing is not super amusing, sorry again, and sorry for referring to myself in third person. I am weird, aren't I? Only one minute ish left, well, a few more seconds I gue-
Done. Hope you enjoyed, if not, sorry! Let me know if this was legitimately funny or not... Sometimes these things turn out... Other times, not so much.
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